Conversations of the week

Kaiden: Mom I need some candy.
Me: No candy, you've had enough today.
Kaiden: But mom I'm on a sugar high so I need more!

Grandpa: Take your shoes off before you go in the house. You might have duck poo on them.
Kaiden: Yeah, because the ducks were shittin everywhere.

Kaiden: Mom, this damn thing won't open.
Me: What did you say?
Kaiden: Mom, I didn't say damn!

Me: Kaiden, tell grandma and grandpa your phone number.
Kaiden: 801-345 TA DA!!!!

Kaiden is on a roll this week. Some of the things he says are so naughty but it's hard not to laugh. We are really trying to teach him but he just has his own little mind.