Funny things Kaiden say's

When he wants me to hold him he say's "I hold you". After he does something naughty he looks at me and says "Time out". So I say you want to go to time out and he says yes and laughs. He loves time out which isn't a good thing. I was laying on the floor and he got on my back and said "Horsey, Horsey". I said is momma a horsey and he said no. I said what is momma and he said "a cow". That made me feel great. Then yesterday he was looking out his window calling the garbage truck a "Dumb as*" I was like oh great. It's sad to say but he got that from me. When I drive I have a little bit of road rage and I think I say it a little to much.